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Jeff Whitcher Books

What If Balloons Didn't POP?

What If Balloons Didn't POP?

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What If Balloons Didn't Pop? is the first collection of humorous poems and drawings by author, poet and artist Jeff Whitcher. Guaranteed to make kids and adults of all ages giggle, Whitcher's silly Shel Silverstein-inspired poetry covers everything from fish in space to hide-and-seek playing giraffes!
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books for your inner child, books for your actual child!

Unleash creativity with our collection of sketch storybooks for both kids and adults! From whimsical tales for young minds to inspiring adventures for grown-ups, each book combines beautiful illustrations with captivating stories that spark imagination. Perfect for sparking creativity and family bonding.

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Wickedly funny, as all his books are, but this one is a special treat for the adults! Nostalgia and hilarity rolled up in a smart, entertaining parody! Two, enthusiastic, Snoops up!!

Andrea Pritzlaff
Andrea Pritzlaff

21 April 2025

I bought this as an Easter gift for my friend that loves Charlie Brown, and she loved it and cracked up while she was reading it. It was too funny. Such a good price. Thanks again

Aaron Boby
Aaron Boby

15 May 2025

Jeff does it again with a loving parody, keep in mind just that, it's a parody. Not meant to be taken seriously. Recommended to anyone with a sense of humour.

Tim Durling
Tim Durling

2 June 2025

This is THE book! I couldn’t stop laughing and I couldn’t put it down. I love 90’s Rap and I love those classic Charlie Brown movies. This witty book brought those two mediums together in a hilarious way. Don’t sleep on this one

Christopher D. Propfe
Christopher D. Propfe

12 March 2025

Frequently Asked Questions

We provide answers to common questions about our products/services.

Are Jeff Witcher’s books suitable for all ages?

Yes! We offer whimsical stories for kids and satirical parodies for adults—each crafted to entertain and inspire.

Are the books hand-signed by Jeff?

Absolutely! Every order includes a hand-signed copy, personalized with care.

What’s the "Buy 1, Get 1 for $5" deal?

Purchase any full-price item, add a second book (or product) for just $5—mix and match!

Do you ship internationally?

Yes! Free shipping on all orders, no matter where you live.

How long does delivery take?

Orders ship within 3–5 business days and arrive in 5–7 days (US) or 7–14 days (international).

Can I request a custom message with my signed book?

Of course! Add your request in the checkout notes.

Where can I follow Jeff’s latest projects?

Join the fun on Instagram (@JeffWitcherBooks) and YouTube (Vinyl Destination) for updates and vinyl adventures!

Handcrafted & Signed by Jeff Witcher

Each piece is a unique work that Jeff Witcher personally oversees from design to signature, ensuring exceptional quality. When you unwrap it, you'll feel the care and passion poured into every handcrafted, signed creation.

Buy 1, Get 1 for $5

Choose any item at full price, and add a second one for just $5. Mix and match across our entire collection—both pieces arrive hand-signed by Jeff Witcher.

Free Shipping on All Orders

Enjoy free, fast delivery on every order—no minimum purchase required. We'll hand-pack your signed keepsake with care and ship it straight to your door at no extra cost.