Hold on to your eyebrows (while you still have them)!

From the wild and wonderfully weird mind of Jeff Whitcher comes Can You Paint a Picture With Your Hair?—a laugh-out-loud collection of silly poems that dares to ask the important questions:
– What happens when you challenge a bear to a staring contest?
– Why is a girl trying on new eyeballs at the mall?
– Who keeps a toenail collection?
– And what should you do if your toy box suddenly tries to eat your parents?

This is Jeff Whitcher’s third sidesplitting poetry collection for kids, packed with strange surprises, giggle-worthy rhymes, and enough oddball charm to make even your grumpiest goldfish smile.