Naughty or Nice? 📜
Pickin' up a stocking stuffer for the kids?
Or are you lookin' for somethin' to blurrrrily read through in a drunken stuper?
Yes much both!
We can haz very mary wanna xmas! 🎄
Jeff & James Read
There's Something in My Shoe
From the Children's Book
What if Balloons Didn't Pop?
A playful and imaginative collection of poems that asks the most delightfully ridiculous questions. From picky eaters who refuse everything (except maybe dessert) to a mysterious character who’s missing their head—but not their sense of humor—each poem is a ticket to a world where logic takes a nap and silliness runs the show.
Perfect for young readers and daydreamers aged 6 and up, these poems are packed with rhythm, rhyme, and just the right dose of absurdity to tickle your brain and tug at your giggle-box.
Jeff Reads
It's a Green Christmas, Snoop!
When Charlie Brown sets out to find the perfect Christmas tree for the school play, he ends up with… something a little different.
After a mix-up at Snoop Dogg’s dispensary, Charlie Brown proudly returns with what he thinks is a scraggly but heartfelt little pine—only to discover it’s a thriving marijuana plant. Now the gang’s holiday production is going up in smoke—literally—and it’s up to Snoop, the chillest dog in town, to teach Charlie Brown the true meaning of Christmas: peace, love, and maybe just a little greenery.
Filled with hilarious twists, laid-back wisdom, and a cloud of festive spirit, It’s a Green Christmas, Snoop is a parody that blends holiday nostalgia with hip-hop humor. Perfect for adults who grew up on Peanuts but are ready for something a little more elevated.