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L is for Losing: Detroit Football ABC's.

L is for Losing: Detroit Football ABC's.

$19.99

L is for Losing. F is for Fumbling. H is for Heartbreak. And S is for... Someday?

Think you know your ABCs? Think again.

L Is for Losing is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek alphabet book for Detroit Lions fans who have endured decades of losing seasons, heartbreaking playoff exits, blown leads, questionable decisions, and the eternal promise that next year will finally be the year.

From A to Z, this hilarious parody of a children's ABC book takes a loving, merciless look at the history of the Detroit Lions. It's packed with football jokes, painful memories, embarrassing moments, and the kind of Lions trivia that will make longtime fans laugh, cringe, and say, “Yep. I remember that.”

Whether you've been wearing Honolulu blue and silver your entire life or you're a newly initiated member of the Lions faithful, this book celebrates the unique bond shared by Detroit fans: loyalty, perseverance, and an impressive ability to keep coming back for more.

Perfect for:

• Lifelong Detroit Lions fans
• Long-suffering football fans
• Fans who remember the bad old days
• A hilarious Father's Day or birthday gift
• Lions tailgates and football parties
• Anyone who has ever yelled at their television during a Lions game
• That friend or family member who insists, 
“This is our year!”

L Is for Losing is not an official Detroit Lions publication. It's an affectionate parody created by a lifelong fan for fellow fans who know that sometimes the only thing you can do is laugh.

Because being a Lions fan takes heart.

It takes patience.

It takes loyalty.

And apparently, it takes an ABC book.

Go Lions!

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