{"product_id":"rfk-looney-will-you-f-k-off-now","title":"RFK Looney Will You F**k Off Now?","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHe arrived with theories.\u003cbr\u003eHe stayed with certainty.\u003cbr\u003eAnd now, politely but firmly, it’s time for him to go.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eRFK Looney\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a rhyming political parody inspired by the playful cadence of classic children’s verse, reimagined for a very modern age of wellness culture, misinformation, and unshakable confidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn this whimsical send-off, a larger-than-life character embarks on a farewell journey by whale, windmill, rocket, and wobble-boat, passing through fluoride-free lands, Wi-Fi-less zones, and other curious corners of a topsy-turvy world. Along the way, ideas are exaggerated, beliefs are lampooned, and facts knock politely at the door.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis book isn’t a biography.\u003cbr\u003eIt isn’t a manifesto.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a satire.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for readers who enjoy political cartoons, absurd humor, and clever parody, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eRFK Looney\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e uses rhyme and illustration to poke fun at modern health conspiracies and the overlap between wellness culture and politics — all with a light touch and a knowing wink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eNo lectures.\u003cbr\u003eNo footnotes.\u003cbr\u003eJust rhyme, absurdity, and the relief of a very long goodbye.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jeff Whitcher Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45902817493180,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/4482\/9116\/files\/IMG_0142_ea61b610-6b20-4916-a63a-bdef65b90a60.jpg?v=1771170811","url":"https:\/\/jeffwhitcherbooks.com\/products\/rfk-looney-will-you-f-k-off-now","provider":"Jeff Whitcher Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}